Saturday, October 19, 2013

There should at least be cartoons.

It's a well-known fact that I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON. At all. Not even a little bit. My perfect Saturday is one where I can sleep in until at least noon.

Today, it's a chilly morning. The kind of morning that makes staying in bed that much better. And I don't have to work. I don't have plans with friends or family. I have a football game to watch at 11am, but that's it. Last night I set my alarm for 10:35am (three 5-minute snoozes would still have me awake 10 minutes before kickoff). And this morning I slept in until....8:30am???

I woke up starving. I was so hungry there was no going back to sleep. I actually put on clothes and went to the donut shop for sugary doughy goodness. I came home to eat my donuts and watch Saturday morning cartoons.

I was kind of excited to get to watch cartoons. I didn't watch them much as a kid because I always slept through. So got the remote and started flipping through and....Where the hell are the cartoons? I only found two channels with animation and they were LAME.

This sucks. I didn't get to sleep in. I didn't have enough milk to drink with my donuts. And today's cartoons are boring.

And now to add insult to injury, my alarm is mocking me...I mean, my alarm is going off. I need a nap. And some Bugs Bunny.


  1. Cartoons never recovered from the giant mallet shortage of the late 90's.

  2. Amen, sister. Give me an ACME anvil or give me death! (Isn't that how the quote goes?)

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    1. Yes! Or surfed YouTube for classic cartoons. Now I feel silly for not considering that option.

    2. Dang, Veronica. I was trying to delete my reply (just playing around with links in Blogger) and I accidentally deleted yours! I'm so sorry. I promise I'm not censoring you. I love cat videos!