Thursday, July 9, 2015

Random Thoughts Movie Review: Magic Mike XXL (SPOILERS)

A good friend turns 40 this month. We have decided to celebrate early and often. Part one of the birthday month celebrations was a GNO (Girls' Night Out) to see Magic Mike XXL. 

In my regular RTMRs, this would be where I discuss the length of the movie and give it an overall rating, but really, why bother? We went to have fun, and that's exactly what happened. We watched, we had some drinks, we catcalled the beautiful men on the screen. I might have said some really inappropriate things, which is what movies like this are for.

And so, without further ado, my random thoughts while watching Magic Mike XXL:

  • C-Tates is taking us to the gun show, baby!
  • Talk, talk, talk, blah, blah, blah
  • WTF?
  • Adam Rodriguez needs a haircut
  • Talk, talk, talk, blah, blah, blah
  • PONY!
  • NSFW
  • Talk, talk, talk, blah, blah, blah
  • Road trip!
  • FroYo?
  • Talk, talk, talk, blah, blah, blah
  • JOE MANGI-I-DON'T-ACTUALLY-KNOW-HOW-TO-PRONOUNCE-OR-SPELL-HIS-LAST-NAME-BUT-WHO-CARES!!!
  • NSFW
  • Mic drop. But with Cheetos. 
  • NSFW
  • Talk, talk, talk, blah, blah, blah
  • Jada Pinkett Smith is a tiny, but very intimidating, woman
  • MICHAEL STRAHAN!!
  • I'll never be able to take Michael Strahan seriously again
  • NSFW
  • He looks like C-Tates' brotha from anotha motha
  • Abs for days
  • Seriously, abtacular
  • #HisAbsHaveAbs
  • I ain't afraid'a no ghost
  • NSFW
  • NSFW
  • NSFW. SO VERY NSFW
  • Andie McDowell in Cougarville
  • I want to be like Andie's character when I grow up
  • Amber Heard's character looks and acts just like the girl in the last one
  • Elizabeth Banks! 
  • Their strip themes will mirror what they want most? Hmmm...could be interesting
  • Preparation montage. They should be playing Eye of the Tiger
  • NSFW
  • NSFW
  • HOLY HELLS BELLS! NSFW. I NEED A COLD SHOWER
  • This part reminds me of my 30th birthday party...
  • NSFW. NSFW. etc.....
  • That last routine would have killed me. And probably would have broken C-Tates' back.
  • NSFW
  • If they're all doing dances that reflect their goals/dreams, then one wants to be a painter, one wants be a singer, one wants to get married, one wants to make kinky FroYo and Mike just wants to clone himself?
  • NSFW
  • It's over already????
This movie isn't going to win any Oscars but it was definitely fun to watch. 

4 comments:

  1. It was a great bday kick-off! MMXXL was WAY better than the original. My thoughts - Abs Abs ABS!!! Get Pony out of my head already. I want to be Andie McDowell's character, too, when I grow up.

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    1. I agree, that this one is better. I did miss the original "All right, all right, all right" from Matthew McConaghey, though.

      Now we need to plan something to top this for B-Day month.

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  2. I liked first one because it had more dancing. I loved second for the scene with the one who wants to get married. I could watch that over and over

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    1. You're right. The first had more dancing, but it just wasn't as much fun.

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