Sunday, June 28, 2015

Random Thoughts Movie Review: Ted 2

After a month's absence from the blog, I'm back! My friend Billy will be so proud. Or he would be, if he read my blog as much as he teased me about it. Anyway...

I just got home from seeing Ted 2. It ran one hour and 55 minutes. It could have easily told the same story in an hour thirty. My overall opinion was that it was sorta okay. Not as good as the original and I would have rather spent my ticket money on something else. 

Of course, we all know that my reviews aren't really about the movies themselves exactly. My reviews are about the random thoughts that go through my head DURING the movie. 

So here we go with my random thoughts from Ted 2:

  • I wonder how many stars will show up in this. Seth McFarlane always manages to get some interesting cameos.
  • Marky Mark. I love me some Marky Mark.
  • Hey! It's Flash Gordon. FLASH! AAAAHHH, AAAAHHH!
  • There's Puddy. I mean Patrick Warburton. Is he at the wedding with Worf, I mean, Michael Dorn?
  • That musical dance sequence during the opening credits is 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Thanks, Seth McFarlane.
  • So far, everyone in this movie is just obnoxious. Except Marky Mark. I love me some Marky Mark.
  • FLASH! AAAAHHH, AAAAHHH!
  • Tom Brady. Cheater. It pisses me off he's a cheater in a hot guy's body.
  • Sperm donation clinic sample room. This is going to be bad, isn't it?
  • I think I'm going to barf.
  • Okay, the Kardashian joke was kinda funny.
  • The Hasbro guy is Mimi's husband! I miss the Drew Carey Show.
  • GIOVANNI RIBISI. 
  • Hey, that's whats-her-name from Mamma Mia. 
  • She DOES kinda look like Gollum.
  • When is this movie going to start getting interesting?
  • Large pecker-shaped bong. Classy.
  • MORGAN FREEMAN!
  • New York Comicon. I'm so envious right now. I do get to go to the Lubbock Comicon though. Which will be much smaller. And have fewer celebrities. The big guest will be that Jake Loyd guy who played Anakin Skywalker as a kid. Didn't he get arrested recently? I wonder if that will prevent him from coming to Lubbock? Our Con might have just gotten smaller. Hmm....maybe I should be paying more attention to the movie. 
  • FLASH! AAAAHHH, AAAAHHH!
  • OMIGOD. Patrick Wharburton is in The Tick costume and Michael Dorn as Worf. Be still my nerdy little heart.
  • Marky Mark in the hospital. I love me some Marky Mark. 
  • Wow. Shouldn't this movie be over yet?
  • When does Magic Mike come out?

Have you seen Ted 2? What were your thoughts?