Me - "When is the first day of Spring?"
Friend who really doesn't want to be involved in this - "March 20. That's Friday."
Me - "Okay, good. That gives me three days."
FWDRWTBIIT - "Three days for what?"
Me - "Three days until I have to shave my legs. I don't feel obligated to do it during the winter."
FWDRWTBIIT - "So you're like that meme."
Me - "What meme?"
FWDRWTBIIT - "The one how you're like a bear during winter. You have hairy legs, you're totally scary when someone wakes you up, and you don't like hunters in plaid flannel shirts. Or something like that."
Me - "Yeah. Something like that."