Monday, November 25, 2013

Notes to Mother Nature

I'm all about whimsy. I love the whimsy. Bet you didn't know that I write a letter to Santa every year. (It's as good for the soul as chicken soup.) And I write the occasional note to Mother Nature as well. I cc'd them to the blog this time.

Friday evening, November 22

Dear Mother Nature, 
Great job on the cold front. I'm sure most of West Texas is complaining but I love the cold. Doesn't hurt that I got off work early, too. I'm home safe and sound now, so do your thing this weekend, sister.

Your friend, 
Shelley


Saturday, November 23

Dear Mother Nature,
You are working overtime, huh? Keep up the good work, I've got my fleece blanket handy. 

Your friend, 
Shelley


Sunday, November 24

Dear Mother Nature,
Please do whatever you need to do to get me a snow day tomorrow. A heavy layer of frost might do the trick. 

Your friend, 
Shelley 


Monday, November 25

Dear Mother F,
You aren't funny. You know full well that I was not referring to finding a new bunch of gray hairs this morning when I talked about a "heavy layer of frost."

Watch your back.
Shelley

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