I had an epiphany this morning on the way to work. As I was playing life-size Frogger trying not to run over idiot students who walk out into the street without looking, I realized (for the eleventy billionth time) that I am NOT a morning person. But I'm not really a late-night person either.
a coffee person an outdoorsy person a kid person
In fact, I might not be a person at all. Wrap your head around that.