Once upon a time, a big green dragon decided to kidnap a princess. He flew up to her turret of the castle and went in the window. Just as he was about to grab the princess, she pulled a sword out of the skirts of her gown and chopped off his head.
The princess had the dragon's head mounted over the fireplace in the castle's great hall and turned the rest of the dragon into a really cute pair of sling back shoes, with matching purse and luggage.
Lesson #1: Long skirts are good for hiding stuff.
Lesson #2: Don't mess with princesses; they kill for the right accessories.