I was just about to brag about how I made homemade pulled-chicken alfredo with angel hair pasta tonight. But I realize that by "made", I mean I opened a package of pasta and boiled it. And I opened a carton of pre-cooked chicken. And then I opened a jar of alfredo sauce and simmered it with the chicken.
So, I suppose I didn't "make" dinner, so much as I assembled it. Now I just need to find a way to "assemble" clean dishes.