These are leeks.
|Scary little buggers, aren't they?|
According to this delightful ad, we can buy Tampax at Walmart to get up to 8 hours of Protection
(yes, that's a capital P)
from the horror of pesky leeks.
|I feel safer already.|
That is such a relief, because I don't really like leeks.
I wonder how well they work on brussels sprouts?