What would be awesome though, would be a wine and chocolate truck. The driver would be a handsome man called Diego or Ruark, or some other name straight out of a cheesy romance novel. He would sell wine and chocolate that had no calories. He would harmlessly flirt with
Sigh. Clearly the wine and chocolate truck is just a (really awesome and vivid) fantasy. It appears the LOW SUGAR VEGETARIAN DIET has finally made me crack. The thought of a truck full of yummy, sugary ice cream driving right by my door is almost more than I can take. And that "Turkey in the Straw"? That just makes me think of turkey, which makes me think of Thanksgiving, which makes me think of ham and stuffing and pecan pies and...
Dear God, I'm starting to wish Big Willy would just play Taylor Swift.
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